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Pepper is the Lazy Spice

Journal Entry: Thu Mar 6, 2008, 11:29 PM
So... Pepper is the laziest of the lazy spices. So lazy that it was cut out of the band.

People throw it in everything. And I do mean E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G.

And why? They claim that it's versatile. It goes with anything. It makes stuff taste better.

I disagree. It's boring, blandish, overused, and sneaked into everything. It barely adds any flavour at all, and yet, there it is.

And when you look on ingredient lists, what do you see? Spices. Spices. *shakes head*

They never confess to their laziness, do they? Nope.

Too many think "How do I fancy up this flavour? I know! I'll just add some salt and pepper."

Grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!


Alright... so it would seem that I have an unnatural loathing of the cracked stuff, but this is why.
I happen to be allergic to it. Weirdest allergy ever, but there it is.
And they sneak it into everything!! Oh, and my only other full time food allergy; Mustard. It's in everything from salad dressing to chocolates. Yes, I said chocolates. Can you believe it??

Can't they think outside the shaker?

Until they do, I'm playing Russian roulette with my diet, packing enough rx to save me, if I'm mistaken about my assumption of the safety of the foodstuffs. At least my part time allergy is to something easy enough to spot. Walnuts. And only for a few days a month. Weirdness, that is.

Grumble.

This poor kitten must go on being tortured on the spice rack. Woe is me. X(

And this concludes my rant.... for now. Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

  • Mood: Torment
  • Listening to: Sweeney Todd, Avenue Q and Wicked mix CD
  • Reading: Politically correct Holiday Stories
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